Aspiring Lean Six Sigma White Belt (Been working on it for 2 years)
"I think the Hooman's should stop giving dogs vaccinations"
Bentley Gets Vaccinated
Certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt (I'm the coach of the fat cat)
"That's Stupid Chester, Vaccinations saves lives. Hey, what about Cats?"
"I know Bentley, I'm just against dog overpopulation"
"Well, I can't argue with that." .... Wait WTF?
Chester the Fat Cat
Lean Six Sigma Sigma White Belt Student
I have been pursuing a Lean Six Sigma White Belt for the past 2 years. My Instructor "Bentley" says the light will eventually go on, but I see very well in the dark. I do plan on doing a Kaizen project as soon as i understand what it is. Bentley said i should start with a project charter but i think i should start with either Tuna or Chicken and Gravy. I'm hopeful a certification will help others overlook my failed drug test for having too much cat nip. Ok it's nap time.
Bentley the Small Dog
Certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt
While I completed my Lean Six Sigma Black Belt Certification, i can't prove it right now on account that i ate my certificate. I am coaching Chester the Fat Cat, but he keeps falling asleep anytime i try to teach him anything. I am a people person and get along with others real well, except when they don't give me treats, then i lose my cool.
I have special powers in that i can control others with my mind. For example, i can make you take me for a walk outside just by standing by the door. My masters are kinda freaks, for instance, they like to pick up my poops with the utmost care, storing them in plastic bags, and saving them in these treasure bins. I don't really know what they do with them, but they get really excited every time a drop a duce, telling me i am such a good boy. I don't judge them, its what they do, i'm cool with it after all these years.
I do plan on starting some social media accounts so you can all follow me and the stinky Cat Chester, but hope you will give me more likes because i am cuter that that Fatty Cat.
Chester's Going Out
I dispise smart people, mice, and dogs, except Bentley
Bentley in the Hood
Chester is Fat and Stinky but I still love him even if he's a Cat
What is Poke Yoke?
It's when Bentley drops a duce behind the couch
Bentley Resisting 5s
I dare you to try and Sort my Squeeky toy from me again
I'm not sleeping, just meditating on why i took this class?
Video can’t be displayed
This video is not available.
Lean Six Sigma Football
Chester eventually loses the mouse (Mouse Survives)
Chester catches a mouse on the 30-yard line
Who will score first? Chester the Cat or the Mouse?
Chester has the advantage in size, height, and power
Mouse has the advantage in size, height, and agility
So who will win Power or Agility?
Small Dog Bentlley Captures and Allicator in a Pool
Breaking News: Bentley conquers an Alligator by riding on his back
True or False Story? You Decide
Lean Six Sigma Instructor: "A statistical hypothesis is a hypothesis that is testable on the basis of observed data modelled as the realised values taken by a collection of random variables."
Bentley: "Whatever dude, I'm riding a Freaking Alligator"Lean Six Sigma Instructor: "A set of data is modelled as being realised values of a collection of random variables having a joint probability distribution in some set of possible joint distributions. "
Bentley: "An Alligator in a pool - I rule the universe"
Adventures & Experiences
Bentley and Chester Sharing some of their Adventures and Experiences
Chester " While Bentley can control the Hoomans with his mind, I can control Bentley and the Planet when I put my SuperChester suit on"
Bentley "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone"
Please sign-up for my upcoming Lean Six Sigma Black Belt Training Workshops.
Bentley: A SIPOC is used to scope a process and stands for Supplier, Input, Process, Output, and Customer
Bentley: Come'on Chester, pay attention. Seriously here is an example of a SIPOC on a Billing Process. It doesn't mean " Sit In Pot, ... Chicken"
Chester: No it doesn't, it means "Sit In Pot blah blah blah ... Chicken"
Chester: Yes, it does. I read it on the Internet
Chester: This is war Bentley, I'm coming for you, bro
What Pets Say About Lean Six Sigma
"The Black Belt initially caught my interest because I associated it with going outside for a walk. Later when i found out it was a methodology used to improve processes, I choose to get certifed so i could understand how to control the process of getting treats, especially bacon."
Bentley, Certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt
"I really don't care what color a belt is, i just love them, i chase them, i catch them, and then i chew on them.
It's true i am pursuing a white belt right now, Bentley's my coach, i don't know why, because i am not going to give him a treat. He doesn't realize I ate his bacon, already"
Chester, Currently pursuing Lean Six Sigma White Belt
Video can’t be displayed
This video is not available.
Bacon Cause & Effect Diagram
Bentley uses a Cause and Effect Diagram to Isolate the Likely (X) Factors Causeing the (Y) Output
Root Cause Analysis (Bathtub Curve)
Chester Discovers the Root Cause as to Why Bentley Remains a Small Dog
Looking out the Window - Chester Reflections
Don't Blame the Folks - Its a Process Problem
You think your farts don't stink, Bentley?
Maybe we should establish your Fart Tolerance Level?
I am 95% Confident that there is a Statistical Difference in Bentley's Stink after he has licked his "You know what he licked".
If You Don't Talk to Him About CatNip, then Who Will?
Talk to your Cat about the Dangers of Drugs like Catnip, or soon every plant in the house will be in danger from his additive cravings - brought to you by HACNFHADAPB (Hooman's Against Cat Nip Federal Health and Drug Abuse Prevention Bureau)
Always Tell The Truth - Your Own Truth
Admit it Chester
You Ate My Cake?
I Did Not Eat Your Cake
I did Not Eat Your Bacon Either
I Ate My Cake
I Ate By Bacon
It was always Mine
I Control the Hooman's
I Control The World
It's All Mine
Deal with It Bro
Bentley Looks for Chester for his Lean Six Sigma White Belt Training
Sure thing Bentley, I will be Right There .... Later Bro
Chester Hides From Bentley to Avoid Attending Lean Six Sigma Training, Again...Uggg
"Respect for Others" is a Very Important in Lean Six Sigma
Bentley Tries To Teach Chester Team Building Skills And How To "Respect Others"
Respect this, Bro ..... Your Next Bentley